People who have a house rule of having guests remove their shoes once they enter should be aware that:1. It's embarrassing.
2. Sometimes my feet stink really badly.
3. I do wipe my shoes on the door mat.
4. I have a bad back and if they want my shoes off they have to remove them theirselves and then replace them when they kick me out.
5. I'm really not kidding. Tie them tight, thanks!
1 comment:
I can't wait to have you over. I'm going to steal your shoes when I take them off of your feet.
*The code is "unget" You're gonna unget your shoes back, lady.
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